Which ‘Book’ Exactly?
Prospero’s book. From Shakespeare’s The Tempest. In Act 5 Scene 1, Prospero vows to give up magic, his powers and spells, and his records of this: ‘I’ll drown my book’. I’ve always been intrigued with contrasts, with opposites, the yin-yang, the duality of so many phenomena that propel the universe. And language. Growing up, Pop made admission to nightly television a writing exercise. He would hand out notepads and pencils to us kids assembled in front of the set. For each show we watched, we had to summarize the story in our own words. I found it rather rote, so I quickly began to improvise alternate endings, new characters, and dialogue. No, this didn’t charge me with some deep appreciation for writing, or composition, or the beauty of the language, or the majesty of metaphor or irony, as much as the value of ripping off Hollywood writers’ plotlines. Sometime around then, I was sent home early from school for the act of presenting an essay which apparently resounded sufficiently among my classmates and teacher that the principal was summoned to our homeroom, right at that moment. Again, I read aloud, from what I don’t remember, other than the subject was ‘responsibility’. The class stared at me, dumbstruck, then the applause and yelps of glee rang out. The principal wrote a note to my parents and sent me packing with my composition. My first half-day off. With pay(!)
Photography
Meanwhile, at home, I got to read the same piece again to the singular audience of my mother. At the conclusion of which she hugged me, broke a small glass piggy bank and handed me the proceeds, and followed all with a fat, fresh slice of double-chocolate layer cake from the fridge and a cold glass of milk. I should have held out for a smartphone. I watched the joy in her face as I ate my reward, counting my coins on the table-top, not at all inspired by the power of the proper arrangement of the written word on fellow human beings, and mothers, as much as the importance of North American Serial Rights, a lesson that would serve me years later as I mined the very lucrative resale market for stuff that I wrote.
My writing and photographic experience came from the earlier work I did for Popular Science, Popular Mechanics, and Better Homes & Gardens. More recently, my fiction, non-fiction, photography and graphics have appeared in these publications:
- Agave Magazine
- Apeiron Review
- Arcadia Magazine
- bohemianizm
- Bartleby Snopes
- Cactus Heart
- Cheap Pop Lit
- Chicago Literati
- The Coffeelicious
- Crab Fat Magazine
- Crack the Spine
- Dark Matter Journal
- Dirty Chai Magazine
- eFiction India
- Far Enough East
- FIVE:2:ONE
- Foliate Oak
- Gambling the Aisle
- Gravel Magazine
- Hayden’s Ferry
- Jersey Devil Press
- Loco Magazine
- matchbook
- Marathon Lit
- Medium
- McSweeney’s
- Mojave River Review
- Mud Season Review
- Necessary Fiction
- NewPopLit
- North American Review
- Olivetree Review
- Per Contra
- Petrichor Review
- Pithead Chapel
- Points in Case
- Prairie Schooner
- Prick of the Spindle
- Razed
- SmokeLong Quarterly
- Stoneboat
- Storyacious
- Thin Air
- Thought Catalog
- theNewerYork
- Typehouse
- Up the Staircase
- Utter Magazine
- Vestal Review
- Vine Leaves
Fiction
Beets, Three Ways – Bartleby Snopes
Three Milks – Cheap Pop Lit
Existential Hurricane Watch – Chicago Literati
Nine Steins on the Matter of Light – Crab Fat
To Play’s the Thing – Crack the Spine
Palus Job ♦ Indigo Wind – eFiction India
What Smith Knows – Far Enough East
Bono Sapiens – FIVE:2:ONE
The Cuban as Food – Gambling the Aisle
Take Me to the Pilates – matchbook
The Breathing Game – Marathon Literary
Keeping Up With Cait – Mojave River
The Garden Sky – Necessary Fiction
Crash Tested – New Pop Lit
Solo Sapiens – North American Review
Secret Valley Birds – Per Contra
Tennessee’s Woman – Prairie Schooner
Your Lazarus Dream – Storyacious
Creative Non-Fiction
Godzilla Movies – Crack the Spine
Other EpiPens – Crack the Spine
The Paleo Diet ♦ Cars on Mars – Dark Matter
The Ambien Variants – Five:2:One
Self Driving Cars – Gravel Literary Journal
The New Activist – Gravel Literary Journal
Bitches Be Like 5 Seconds – Jersey Devil
An Ice Cream Headache – Loco Magazine
Other Tiny Houses – McSweeney’s
DeNiro & Trump – Medium/Coffeelicious
The Rape Kit Fail – Medium/Coffeelicious
What Drug Names Mean – Medium/Coffeelicious
When Dogs Can Purr – Medium/Coffeelicious
The Roomba Variants – NewPopLit
Nirvana Griddler Manual – Points in Case
Life From Space – Points in Case
19 Ways to Get Rid of Aliens – Points in Case
8 of the Hottest Burkinis – Points in Case
Games of Clones – Points in Case
New Antifa Groups – Points in Case
Woke Gear – Points in Case
Viewer Discretion – Points in Case
Seuss Seats – Razed
Author’s Page – Thought Catalog
Bake a Bone – theNewerYork
Da Vinci’s Other Code – theNewerYork
GMO Calculator – theNewerYork
The Lotus Eaters – theNewerYork
Photography
Qualm ♦ Water ♦ Pier – Agave Magazine
Life Ring ♦ Jail ♦ Tres ♦ Shade – Apeiron Review
Mixed Media – bohemianism
Orange-Blossom-Florida – Cactus Heart Press
Lines ♦ Sole ♦ Ring ♦ Trace ♦ Frosch – Crack the Spine
Pumphouse – eFiction India
Gallery – Foliate Oak
Cast ♦ Chain ♦ Augur ♦ One Fish – Gambling the Aisle
2014 ♦ Forms – Gravel Literary Journal
Series – Hayden’s Ferry
Flagirl ♦ Troutzilla ♦ Core ♦ Corde – Mud Season
Skull, Flood, Ducks – Olivetree Review
Boots-Florida – Petrichor Review
Kilnya ♦ Slice – Pithead Chapel
Gallery – Prick of the Spindle
Reef ♦ Specie – SmokeLong Quarterly
Featured Artist – Thin Air
Two Photos – Typehouse
Series – Up the Staircase
Chaz ♦ Avios – Vestal Review
Terns, Bliss – Vine Leaves
Graphics & Mixed Media
Surf | Verde – Gambling the Aisle
Bazooka No – Gravel Literary Journal
TV-MA-LSV – Chicago Literati
Azul (Paint) – Petrichor Review
Future Wine – Stoneboat
GMO Calculator – theNewerYork
Writing – Fiction & Not
The Joy of Painting Advanced Weapons Systems
If it feels good and doesn’t hurt anybody else, it’s all right.
Thin Christ
Hand-eye was never Father Joseph’s strong suit.
Viewer Discretion Advised
The new television ratings system, explained for the rest of us.
Woke Gear for the Politically Correct
Look your wonky best in fashions that won’t offend!
Ambien is the Least of Your Problems
Here are some related drugs with equally horrific potential side effects:
Antifa For You
New Protests Groups Like Antifa You Can Join
Keeping Up With Cait
Pale, bony shoulders? A vaulting, throwing, heaving champion Decathlete?
Games of Clones
“Fire and Ice” spinoffs coming soon to HBO
8 of the Hottest Non-Religious Burkinis
This ain’t your momma’s Burkini!
19 Ways to Get Rid of Aliens on Earth
We are doing all we can to invite aliens to our planet. What happens when they take us up on it?
Bono Sapiens
Are men still marching off to war?
When Dogs Can Purr
They not only bark, they whimper, bay, whine, growl, and howl. And soon, they’ll purr.
Existential Hurricane Watch
“Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.”
Other EpiPens
The EpiPens we didn’t know we needed
De Niro’s Quotes & Trump
Robert De Niro’s on and off-screen quotes, posed to Donald Trump.
Life From Space
Gisele: ‘I’m a huge fan of big cotton underpants. I wear them every day.’
From Nirvana’s Cuisinart Griddler Manual
Celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” with this Panini Gyro recipe set to the tune.
What Do Drug Names Really Mean?
Call a rose by any other name, and you’d need a prescription for it.
The ‘Rape Kit’ Fail
‘Where the law is uncertain there is no law.’
Beets, Three Ways
The best recipe for love is the one you stick with.
Seuss Seats
From the Dr. Seuss Tesla Model S Owner’s Guide – Rear Facing Child Seats
Graphics
I’m not a graphics artist, more a graphics designer. Maybe just a stylist. Whatever. During years of web design, I developed these passable skills out of the necessity of completing projects on time and on budget, and not have to wait on the schedules of other talent. But I do like illustrating my writing with visuals that will enhance the experience for the reader, that are the narrative as much as the words and photos. Uh, huh!