by dave petraglia | Sep 21, 2016 | CULTURE, TECHNOLOGY |
(From the Dr. Seuss Tesla Model S Owner’s Guide – Rear Facing Child Seats – first published in Razed – September 21, 2016) USAGE RESTRICTIONS Facing rear is facing best In child seats, in Model S The best is back and facing rear The front’s behind,...
by dave petraglia | Aug 24, 2016 | CULTURE |
(First Published in Gambling the Aisle – Issue 10 – August 2016) Our little legs stuck to the red vinyl of Mr. Juan’s dinette on those steamy afternoons. He kept his table radio on 1110, Woody Garcia officiating the daily battle of Salsa, Jazz and...
by dave petraglia | Aug 14, 2016 | PERSONALITIES |
(First published in Crab Fat Magazine – August 2016) It began with ‘equivalence’, the idea made the atom bomb real. And probably the cell phone. But I hope not the Apple one. Just now does your science pronounce that matter can, after all, be created from the...
by dave petraglia | Aug 10, 2016 | TECHNOLOGY |
(First published in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency – August 10, 2016) Moonshiney House The bright copper exterior of this house hints at its function as an alcohol-producing pressure vessel. The light of the moon is all you’ll need to operate the system,...
by dave petraglia | Jun 25, 2016 | Writing |
(First published in North American Review – June 17, 2016) I get most of my ideas when traveling, in a car, on foot, on a plane, no matter. On the interstate one day, I was passed by a Doritos 18-wheeler. I liked the graphics. Then a truck pulling a trailer...
