Bitches Be Like 5 Seconds

Bitches Be Like 5 Seconds

(Published first in Jersey Devil Press – Issue #60 – November 2014)   The old 411 is that any food picked up from the floor within 5 seconds is cool. Recently, science say the theory for sure don’t suck. So short, 5 seconds. What can happen in 5...
The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory

(First published in Thought Catalog – July 31, 2014) The Big Bang Theory.  Both scientific theory and hit TV show.  If life came from space, this is where space came from. The Big Bang Theory.  As scientific theories go, this one is pretty inelegantly named. ...
To Play’s The Thing

To Play’s The Thing

(First published in Crack the Spine – Issue 120 – July 23, 2014) Twelfth Night won Best Costume Design for a Play at 2014 Tony Awards. On a tip, Entertainment Report caught up that night with a certain distinguished gentleman in the Press Room backstage at...
Your Lazarus Dream

Your Lazarus Dream

(First published in Storyacious –  July 9, 2014) Yesterday was your four mile walk. Sometimes you go further, sometimes you jog. Every other day you bike, and you go much further then. So you’ve told me. You liked white yesterday. White capris, white t-shirt....
GMO Calculator

GMO Calculator

(Originally published in theNewerYork – July 2, 2014) GMO’s (Genetically Modified Organisms) are all over the news. Are they safe? Are they in your food? Who’s minding the planet’s genetic ‘store’ to ensure that these new combinations of genetic material don’t...